Dumbest Songs of All Time
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1)
Drugs in my Pocket - The Monks
“The answer is in the title!!!”
“Just goes to show that Elvis could get away with anything”
“How could Elvis kill dogs how dare he by far the worst song ever it makes rap music seem pretty good”
“Elvis was good on his day but if it wasn’t his day, he sucked more than anyone. Old Shep? OMG!”
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“total crap”
“Is this a song? She ain’t no virgin. I mean can you expect that from a porn star like Madonna?”
“the dumbest lyrics I’ve ever heard”
listen to sample of Like a Virgin - Madonna
“this song pretty much makes me want to kill myself!”
listen to sample of Angels - Jessica Simpson
5)
Stars Are Blind - Paris Hilton
“Tried to give Paris a chance so I watched her video. The video only proved that, once again, Paris is talentless.”
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“Can’t stand it!”
listen to sample of Hero - Enrique Iglesias
7)
Who Let the Dogs Out - Baha Men
“it sucks out your life energy”
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“Makes me want to commit suicide!”
listen to sample of Wannabe - The Spice Girls
9)
We Built This City - Starship
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10)
S.O.S - Rihanna
“it’s rihanna, it is suck. point blank”
“If she was calling for my help, I’d never answer. On second thought, I’d go to her and sew her mouth shut so she would stop annoying me!”
“why copy off of soft cells tainted love ? besides who would want to help her ?she doesnt even sing the whole song especially in her musid video she just dances (really Bad)”
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listen to sample of Fireflies - Owl City
listen to sample of Sandman - America
listen to sample of The Streak - Ray Stevens
14)
Dragostea din tei - O-Zone
“Catchy as hell, but still really dumb.”
15)
The Water Buffalo Songs (VeggieTales)
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16)
Stilettos (Pumps) - Crime Mob
“Stupid song. I still listen to it, but I think it’s just So dumb.”
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17)
The Sweet Escape - Gwen Stefani
“This song sucks ass!”
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18)
Basketball Jones - Cheech and Chong
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19)
The Hanukkah Song - Adam Sandler
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“More like Barbie Whore”
“Really dumb, but not as bad as Tribute to Troy”
listen to sample of Barbie Girl - Aqua
21)
Supergirl - Hannah Montana
“It Super Super SUCKS!
”
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22)
My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
“CAN’T. LISTEN.”
“Neon dion sucks”
“and on. Unfortunately.”
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“See the dog and butterfly
Up in the air he like to fly
Dog and butterfly below she had to try
She roll back down to the warm soft ground
Laughing to the sky, up to the sky
Dog and butterfly
? WTH?”
listen to sample of Dog and Butterfly - Heart
listen to sample of Invisible - Clay Aiken
25)
I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor
“Unfortunately.”
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26)
Don’t Worry Be Happy - Bobby McFerrin
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27)
Disco Duck
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28)
Penny Arcade - Roy Orbison
“apart from being flat... these lyrics are absurd”
29)
MMMBop - Hanson
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30)
Chacaron Macarron - El Mudo
“Where do you start? You can only make out 3 words in the lines and lines of lyrics, even Google doesn’t know what the lyrics are...”
31)
A Boy Named Sue - Johnny Cash
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32)
MacArthur Park - Donna Summer
“Seriously, just go buy another cake!”
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listen to sample of Pork and Beans - Weezer
34)
Gimme Dat Ding - The Pipkins
“Only give me that thing if it’s a shotgun!”
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35)
Any Song By Disney Singers
“They are actors/actresses NOT singers who can’t even sing! UGH! Nothing annoys me more!”
36)
listen to sample of Hot N Cold - Katy Perry
listen to sample of Doughnut - Man Like Me
38)
The Happiest Girl in the Whole U.S.A. - Donna Fargo
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39)
Kung Foo Fighting - Carl Douglas
“Just stupid
”
40)
Okie From Muskogee - Merle Haggard
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41)
Save the Best For Last - Vanessa Williams
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