Dumbest Songs of All Time

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Drugs in my Pocket - The Monks

Its all in the title, and justin beaver aka (fag) should be the top one no matter any one says its always the worst song in history. Ok

Okay, I just voted here because I thought the title was super weird... "Baby" by Justin Beaver should be on the top.
Thank you.

The answer is in the title!!!

2Old Shep - Elvis Presley

How could Elvis kill dogs how dare he by far the worst song ever it makes rap music seem pretty good

Just goes to show that Elvis could get away with anything

Elvis was good on his day but if it wasn't his day, he sucked more than anyone. Old Shep? OMG!

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3Like a Virgin - Madonna

total crap

Is this a song? She ain't no virgin. I mean can you expect that from a porn star like Madonna?

the dumbest lyrics I’ve ever heard

4Angels - Jessica Simpson

this song pretty much makes me want to kill myself!

5Stars Are Blind - Paris Hilton

Tried to give Paris a chance so I watched her video. The video only proved that, once again, Paris is talentless.


6Who Let the Dogs Out - Baha Men

it sucks out your life energy

7Hero - Enrique Iglesias

Can't stand it!

8Wannabe - The Spice Girls

Makes me want to commit suicide!

9We Built This City - Starship
10S.O.S - Rihanna

it's rihanna, it is suck. point blank

If she was calling for my help, I'd never answer. On second thought, I'd go to her and sew her mouth shut so she would stop annoying me!

why copy off of soft cells tainted love ? besides who would want to help her ?she doesnt even sing the whole song especially in her musid video she just dances (really Bad)


11Fireflies - Owl City
12Sandman - America
13The Streak - Ray Stevens
14Dragostea din tei - O-Zone

Catchy as hell, but still really dumb.

15The Water Buffalo Songs (VeggieTales)
16Stilettos (Pumps) - Crime Mob

Stupid song. I still listen to it, but I think it’s just So dumb.

17The Hanukkah Song - Adam Sandler
18The Sweet Escape - Gwen Stefani

This song sucks ass!

19Basketball Jones - Cheech and Chong
20Barbie Girl - Aqua

More like Barbie Whore

Really dumb, but not as bad as Tribute to Troy

21Supergirl - Hannah Montana

It Super Super SUCKS!

22My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion

Neon dion sucks

and on. Unfortunately.



23Dog and Butterfly - Heart

See the dog and butterfly
Up in the air he like to fly
Dog and butterfly below she had to try
She roll back down to the warm soft ground
Laughing to the sky, up to the sky
Dog and butterfly
? WTH?

24Invisible - Clay Aiken
25I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor


26Don't Worry Be Happy - Bobby McFerrin
27Disco Duck
28Penny Arcade - Roy Orbison

apart from being flat... these lyrics are absurd

29MMMBop - Hanson
30A Boy Named Sue - Johnny Cash
31Chacaron Macarron - El Mudo

Where do you start? You can only make out 3 words in the lines and lines of lyrics, even Google doesn't know what the lyrics are...

32Hot N Cold - Katy Perry Listen to sample
33MacArthur Park - Donna Summer

Seriously, just go buy another cake!

34Pork and Beans - Weezer
35Kung Foo Fighting - Carl Douglas

Just stupid

36Gimme Dat Ding - The Pipkins

Only give me that thing if it's a shotgun!

37Any Song By Disney Singers

They are actors/actresses NOT singers who can't even sing! UGH! Nothing annoys me more!

38Doughnut - Man Like Me
39The Happiest Girl in the Whole U.S.A. - Donna Fargo
40Okie From Muskogee - Merle Haggard
41Save the Best For Last - Vanessa Williams

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This list was created on May 28, 2007 and has been voted on over 3,000 times.