Stupidest Song Lyrics

Sometimes there is a song lyric that just leaves your head shaking. It’s a lyric that’s so bad you miss the rest of the verse and a chorus or two trying to figure out if they really said that. This list is to spotlight those lyrics that are so inane they drive you nuts. They are the lyrics that leave you saying ’That song would be okay if it weren’t for them singing ...’. Don't agree with the list? Vote for an existing item you think should be ranked higher or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on or create your own version of this list.

 
1"Like a virgin, touched for the very first time" - Like a Virgin (Madonna)

Banal lyrics, like something a third grader wrote.
2"You can stand under my umbrella" - Umbrella (Rihanna)

Muy Estupido! this and all of her other songs pure out suckkK! shes so nasal and her songs make no sense

"ella Ay Ay" theyre just freaking noises that sound like they're coming out of a llamas ass. but it IS catchy.

I just hate this whole song it makes no sense!

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3"So happy we're together, so how is the weather?" - So Happy Together (The Turtles)

Flo and Eddie alias The Turtles were a send up to end all send ups - hardly surprising their lyrics were odd

Regardless of what they actually meant by the lyric, every time I hear the line it always sounds like they couldn’t think of a better rhyme.
4"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel." - The Bad Touch (Bloodhound Gang)

The lyrics are so dumb, but the song is so catchy.

Any song, any lyric they have ever wrote is worthy to be here:P But I still love them.
5"I love you like a fat kid love cake" - 21 Questions (50 Cent)

hahaha
6"I could hide out under there I just made you say 'underwear'" - Pinch Me (Barenaked Ladies)

Hmmm... I guess he actually meant "under where?... " But that would be stupid, too, wouldn't it?
7The entirety of Taylor Swift's lyrical existence.

ew

OlgaLJ

She can't sing or compose, and she doesn't even have looks on her side. I hope Daddy's money runs out soon and she no longer has a way into the business.
8"Can't stop addicted to the shindig, chop top says I'm gonna win big"- Can't Stop (Red Hot Chili Peppers)

Retarded

Just so stupid
9And I don't think I can take it, cause it took so long to bake it, and I'll never find that recipe again..." - Macarthur Park (Richard Harris)

. . . Really?

Jaimie_77
10"I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans" - Pork and Beans (Weezer)

None of Weezer's lyrics are good

 
11"Sucking on chili dogs/Outside the Tasty Freeze" - Jack and Diane (John Mellencamp)

You're doing what to that poor defenseless chili dog?!
12"Where I can see it all, I'll find out who you call" - One Way or Another (Blondie)
13"Sorry boy, but I've been hit by purple rain" - Ventura Highway (America)
14"Sometimes the snow comes down in June / Sometimes the sun goes 'round the moon" - Save the Best for Last (Vanessa Williams)

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