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Sometimes there is a song lyric that just leaves your head shaking. It’s a lyric that’s so bad you miss the rest of the verse and a chorus or two trying to figure out if they really said that. This list is to spotlight those lyrics that are so inane they drive you nuts. They are the lyrics that leave you saying ’That song would be okay if it weren’t for them singing ...’. Don't agree with the list? Place your vote or add a new item for others to vote on.

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Vote for "So happy we’re together, so how is the weather?" - So Happy Together (The Turtles) 1) "So happy we’re together, so how is the weather?" - So Happy Together (The Turtles)
“Flo and Eddie alias The Turtles were a send up to end all send ups - hardly surprising their lyrics were odd”

Doug

“Regardless of what they actually meant by the lyric, every time I hear the line it always sounds like they couldn’t think of a better rhyme.”

Vote for "Like a virgin, touched for the very first time" - Like a Virgin (Madonna) 2) "Like a virgin, touched for the very first time" - Like a Virgin (Madonna)
“Banal lyrics, like something a third grader wrote.”

Vote for "You can stand under my umbrella" - Umbrella (Rihanna) 3) "You can stand under my umbrella" - Umbrella (Rihanna)
“yes, whiney singing, ridiculous "melody", it just sucks.”

“Horrific song, artist and lyrics.”

“Fantastic song, but how stupid is it to sing about an umbrella!?”

Vote for "You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the Discovery channel." - The Bad Touch (Bloodhound Gang) 4) "You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the Discovery channel." - The Bad Touch (Bloodhound Gang)
“Any song, any lyric they have ever wrote is worthy to be here:P But I still love them.”

Vote for "I love you like a fat kid love cake" - 21 Questions (50 Cent) 5) "I love you like a fat kid love cake" - 21 Questions (50 Cent)
“hahaha”

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Vote for "I could hide out under there I just made you say ’underwear’" - Pinch Me (Barenaked Ladies) 6) "I could hide out under there I just made you say ’underwear’" - Pinch Me (Barenaked Ladies)

Vote for "Can't stop addicted to the shindig, chop top says i'm going to win big"- Can't Stop (Red Hot Chili Peppers) 7) "Can't stop addicted to the shindig, chop top says i'm going to win big"- Can't Stop (Red Hot Chili Peppers)

Vote for "Where I can see it all, I'll find out who you call" - One Way or Another (Blondie) 8) "Where I can see it all, I'll find out who you call" - One Way or Another (Blondie)